Sneakoscopes
Sneakoscopes helps you look into the future. What lies ahead? Make sure you stay up to date on the latest!
By Prof. Sindor Aloyarc
For more information, please refer to The HOL Zodiac article.
"Satyr" (December 22 — January 19) Not sure if you’ve got any Veela blood in you, but it looks like your love life is sure to have some interesting turns, and oh my are you able to find a powerful sense of attraction in all senses of the word coming at you ahead! Keep an eye toward commitments in general, and be sure not to let professional relationships outweigh the personal ones. Whether you can expect anything on the level of Fleur and Bill’s wedding may be up to you, but I’d say harness that energy of coming together as family. "Harpy" (January 20 — February 18) I’ve got three words for you, Harpy: “Apparition! Apparition! Apparition!” If it feels like Movement in many areas of life starts becoming a predominant theme, don’t be surprised. Stay level-headed and you’ll soar through the other side just fine. A word of advice would be to continue relying on the support of loved ones to ease the stress of all this fluctuation. Better to accept a little assistance before you wind up spreading yourself too thin or, Merlin forbid, getting yourself Splinched! "Ramora" (February 19 — March 20) Something tangled up in your intuition is plucking away at your Dragon Heartstrings, and it’s the perfect time to pay attention to your dreams. Both ones that keep swimming up into waking life, as well as those you remember from any sleepscape. Maybe even grab a Sugarquill and write them down while it’s still fresh! Remember that even Witches and Wizards can tend to lose half the memory of their dreams within a handful of minutes or so from waking, then nearly all of the rest shortly thereafter. If things start feeling like you’re facing off against a Giant, don’t allow yourself to get caught up in the all too easy negative self-talk. Just keep swimming! You’ve got this. "Wyvern" (March 21 — April 19) No need to cry like a Mandrake, my Wyvern friend. Allow yourself to feel firmly planted in life. You’ll have some growing ahead, so remember that this can come with a lot of change in aspects such as how you appear or come across to others, or even new extensions within your own perspective. Expect many areas of your life to flourish like Professor Sprout’s plants in the greenhouses! "Minotaur" (April 20 — May 20) You have all the resources you need right in front of you to get through any new doors being presented as options, yet perhaps you feel like you’re trying to sort through which Winged Key you’ll need to chase after next in order to move forward. ‘Feeling lost? Try Lumos!’ Shine a little bit of that light on yourself, Minotaur, letting the world see exactly who you are these days. Stay true to you, and “don’t let the Muggles get you down!” "Doppelgänger" (May 21 — June 20) When the flying gets tough, the tough get flying. Grab that Nimbus, Doppelgänger! Now’s the perfect time to maintain a firm grip on handling what needs to be handled. Particularly keep an eye on your health in the coming months to ensure smooth soaring. Might find it’s worth avoiding any visits to Honeydukes for the time being, or maybe research how to do a few Dementor Dips and keep those Horcrux High Knees up! "Siren" (June 21 — July 22) Are things beginning to feel a bit as if they’re backtracking, particularly in your career? Perhaps receiving some bad burns as a dragon keeper has forced you to take a break from certain things, or pushed a few projects off. No fret, my pet! You’ll be relatively unphased by all of this, finding yourself keeping a fairly happy mindset even when setback. No cheering charm necessary for you! Expect all your positive energy to carry you through in the weeks to come. "Chimera" (July 23 — August 22) If you’re used to being featured prominently, such as snagging that prime spot on The Witching Hour, don’t be surprised to find this attention is shining on others these days. Why not enjoy the break from taking center stage, instead grabbing a breather in the green room! While it’s rare for you to shy away from confrontation, especially when spotting an injustice, lines of communication are likely to become confused ahead and this is not the time to go looking for a fight. Sometimes you just gotta “Silencio” yourself into letting the moment pass, moving on, and not addressing every issue in the moment. "Banshee" (August 23 — September 22) Like the stunning blaze of a phoenix rising from the ashes, themes of rebirth and renewal are burning their pathways forward. You may be feeling more affectionate than usual as things move along. While not always the type to gush, if I didn’t know any better, Banshee, one could argue that you’ve been slipped some Amortentia by how you’re looking for a little extra warmth or touch in your life! "Lycan" (September 23 — October 22) It may be time to take a leaf out of Molly Weasley’s book when it comes to nurturing and defending those who are close to you, particularly if you find you’ve been letting this area slip a little of late. Be sure to cast Protego, however, as there may be those who wish to cross you. Shield yourself from unwanted negativity and focus on the positive. You’re in for a very rewarding period ahead! "Aswang" (October 23 — November 21) It isn’t that you’ve been stuck in the cupboard under the stairs for too long and started hallucinating, but your creative juices may seem to be bursting from being pent up. Let it flow, Aswang! Your imagination is likely to be running swift as a Nogtail on the roads to come, and you could easily discover yourself reaching higher potentials than you’d ever thought possible! Just be sure to keep from worrying over any distracting gossip in The Daily Prophet along the way. "Thestral" (November 22 — December 21) Troubles with the Floo Network may have you zooming off in the wrong directions over the weeks to come, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t ending up exactly where you’re meant to be, meeting and learning from exactly the right people for you to be around at this juncture. It’ll likely be a good idea to stay mindful of the appropriate times and places to bring up any important conversations. Perhaps even play out the dialogue with yourself in advance while allowing a Quick-Quotes Quill to jot down some notes. You may be surprised to find the various ways your true meaning might be twisted or misconstrued, and will do well to consider this toward being as clear as possible. |