Sneakoscopes
Sneakoscopes helps you look into the future. What lies ahead? Make sure you stay up to date on the latest!
By Prof. Sindor Aloyarc
For more information, please refer to The HOL Zodiac article.
"Satyr" (December 22 — January 19) Have you been rubbing lamps lately in hopes of getting a long coveted wish granted by a Genie? Although you may feel like you’re under a Fogging Spell, don’t be surprised if some of your ambitions come to fruition as things continue to move forward! Remind yourself to be patient with YOU as much as anybody else. Even when things get slimy and it feels as though you’re flopping around like a Flobberworm. "Harpy" (January 20 — February 18) Looks like there’s a new Not-So-Acid-Pop flavor out that’s well within your favor, Harpy, and that is the flavor of LUCKY lime! You’ve likely been feeling caught in a never ending game of Creaothceann with how life has been battering you around, but keep your eyes peeled for the silver linings that should be starting to present themselves. They may seem like only a hair of a difference at first glance, but could make a Veela-hair of a difference upon a second look! Expect these circumstances to be equally as temperamental as the wands containing such a core, but with a care-filled heart, the path will present itself. "Ramora" (February 19 — March 20) You may not develop tiny tentacles of the contagious (and potentially fatal) Scrofungulus Disease, but that doesn’t mean your health won’t go through some ups and downs ahead. This could lead to a Fatigue Fusion level of exhaustion that will make it that much easier to become triggered by things that otherwise wouldn’t have been such a big deal. Maintain composure wherever possible. While it may feel counter to what you really want to be doing in this case, energy should be focused toward participating with family and engaging with your magical community. "Wyvern" (March 21 — April 19) Both at work and in home life, the Wyvern will do well to cultivate relational focus while Broom Surfing their way through any issues that arise with others. Your deplorable aunt and uncle haven’t been withholding food from you, but your hunger for life leaves you in a regular state of being famished for more these days. Pull the talon out of Hagrid’s casserole if you want, but make sure to have a steady stream of anything that “feeds you” coming in to nourish your soul. "Minotaur" (April 20 — May 20) Accepting the extraordinary may become a burden for some time if you’re feeling like your life has become a broken down and weak little shrub of a plant, but don’t be fooled! You’ll soon be a full-fledged and fruiting bush filled with yummy Dirigible Plums. As such, take what others say in the coming weeks with a sprig of Fluxweed! Turn to those close to you when feeling under confident or in need of a morale booster, and remember that you’re moving through a process of change. "Doppelgänger" (May 21 — June 20) Not encouraging you to be a gold-hoarding goblin, Doppelgänger, but when it comes to finances, now is a good time to pay attention to the budget and cut back on frivolous spending. There’s no need to purchase another pint of Acromantula Venom (especially if you’re still using up the old one from your stores), but if that much-less-expensive pint of Baruffio’s Brain Elixir would come in handy, go ahead and splurge a little where it seems appropriate. "Siren" (June 21 — July 22) From Castelobruxo to Mahoutokoro, whether for professional or educational purposes, you can expect to find some travel happening in your future that’s further outside your usual circumference, whatever that may mean for you personally. Perhaps even abroad! Now is a good time to celebrate achievements or milestones you’ve reached. Just because you aren’t getting presented with the Triwizard Cup doesn’t mean you aren’t a champion who deserves to pat yourself on the back and feel good about how far you’ve come. "Chimera" (July 23 — August 22) The word of the season for you is “Spiritual,” which may turn out to have different connotations than you expect. Beyond opening yourself up to new and unusual aspects of the stories unfolding internally or externally in your reality, this could show up as spending more time with any of the Hogwarts Ghosts who may have wisdom to impart, or tapping more deeply into the spirits of friendship, family, and magic. Allow yourself to draw in the benefits of listening to the world around you. Have you considered brushing up on your Dendromancy recently? You may be surprised what things throughout nature (such as the leaves and branches of trees) are regularly trying to communicate with us! "Banshee" (August 23 — September 22) Feel like Filch has been making you clean up the Prefect’s Bathroom with a toothbrush with all the work you’ve been putting in these days? Worry not! All efforts you put forth over this time shall be greatly rewarded. Just keep from murmuring any muddy or foul language about your peers, at least for the immediate future, or it’ll quickly begin to seem like you’re being haunted by a Lethifold. "Lycan" (September 23 — October 22) It’s about that time, Lycan! Time to keep an extra special eye on any full moons and refrain from getting forcibly transformed into lunacy or going full-on beast mode on your loved ones. Pay extra special attention to how you’re treating those close to you ahead, and maybe even keep an extra bottle of Wolfsbane Potion on hand in case of emergencies. "Aswang" (October 23 — November 21) While signs are favorable right now, a sensible visit to Hogsmeade may be about as far as you ought to be traveling these days, which may have you getting a little more stir crazy and sensitive at home compared to usual. If you find yourself jumping through Golden Hoops trying to keep others from scoring, remember that life may sometimes get competitive, but is often also a team sport. Win or lose, how might you and your teammates focus on communication that supports your best case set-up and share the goal? "Thestral" (November 22 — December 21) You may find yourself searching for things like kava or licorice in the herbology stores these days, Thestral, especially as your nerves become like magic-fiending Chizpurfles trying to get their fix from a muggle electrical system while sending the whole thing haywire. A little calming time will be quite welcome. Maybe it’s finally your turn to go see the pyramids while on holiday in Egypt! Some kind of vacation or relaxing weekend getaway could do wonders for the stress you’ve been dealing with lately. |