Sneakoscopes
Sneakoscopes helps you look into the future. What lies ahead? Make sure you stay up to date on the latest!
By Prof. Sindor Aloyarc
For more information, please refer to The HOL Zodiac article.
"Satyr" (December 22 — January 19) Not in a very “Magical Me” mode right now? You don’t have to go to any Gilderoy Lockhart lengths, but a sensible amount of self love may be the best policy for now, rather than feeling like you’re spending a Year with a Yeti. An afternoon of alone time wandering the shops in Hogsmeade could do just the trick to clear your mind of any self doubt. "Harpy" (January 21 — February 18) Now is a great time for themes of exploration and innovation! Even if you’re not working on a career in magizoology, life with magic can feel like an animal all on its own. Sometimes we’re the creature that needs observation, and other times we’re out discovering new fantastical beasts! Have fun getting to know yourself and the world around you this season. "Ramora" (February 19 — March 20) Whether at home, in school, or out on the job, expect to find some wonderful opportunities for showcasing your unique brand of magical gifts! Even where you may not be feeling Lumos levels of flashy, remember that even the more subtle arts, such as potion making, have a huge impact. Especially when our contributions are necessary to the progress and wellbeing of others, or simply help make their lives more comforting and enjoyable. Don’t be afraid to shine a little light here and there, rather than Nox yourself out prematurely. "Wyvern" (March 21 — April 19) While the coming weeks may have you feeling as if you’re floating off the ground with such high energy levels from one too many Fizzing Whizzbees, there’s a good chance things will also start to become a little more overwhelming than usual. Keeping some Draught of Peace at hand could be more than worth the time it takes to stock up on syrup of hellebore, along with powdered versions of moonstone, unicorn horn, and porcupine quills. "Minotaur" (April 20 — May 20) Just as concentration, precise wand movements, and the proper pronunciation are important when practicing the complex (and sometimes dangerous) work of Transfiguration, the transformative changes we experience in our own lives can feel equally as layered and intimidating to master. But master them you shall! You won’t need to turn a mouse into a snuffbox, but stay open to any areas calling to be reformed or reutilized in order to further your personal development. "Doppelgänger" (May 21 — June 20) For some, adjusting to the news that one is off to attend Hogwarts after living with Muggles for their entire childhood can be quite an exciting experience, yet also rather scary. Like using gillyweed to move from land to water, adaptability will be key for the Doppelgänger ahead as the atmosphere around you takes on a variety of changes. "Siren" (June 21 — July 22) Communication with loved ones may feel like you’re listening to Mermish out of water for a while, but a little patience goes a long way, helping you grow together and better understand one another. Let your mantra for the coming month be “I am as strong and resilient as dragon hide!” "Chimera" (July 23 — August 22) Expect to be as cheery as Felix Summerbee while your goblet of fire bursts forth from inside, with powerful flames of positive light and creative energy. Don’t be afraid to chance a few risky spells along life’s labyrinth, becoming the Triwizard champion of all your hopes and dreams. "Banshee" (August 23 — September 22) You haven’t been split into a pile of Horcruxes, Banshee, but you may need a little extra love and appreciation these days, and those dearest will be more than ready to extend that caring attention your way. Just don’t take advantage of the generosity being afforded by brandishing your wand around making too many demands, or you’re sure to hear a few irritated shouts of Expelliarmus! "Lycan" (September 23 — October 22) While you won’t need to be a gold guarding goblin, the upcoming period may be the time to pinch a few knuts here and a few sickles there. Don’t be afraid to splurge a little on yourself, but do be mindful of spending. This may also apply to emotional spending in your relationships! Keep watch on how your energy is being prioritized so you don’t wind up nodding off into a bewitched slumber and losing track of any goals or plans you’ve made. "Aswang" (October 23 — November 21) It’ll seem as if the broomstick race of life has been jinxed to buck you off course, but you’ll make it through the turbulence just fine. Just stay on guard with a Meteolojinx Recanto counter-charm as unfavorable weather patterns present themselves along your path. Making it through to the other side will have everything in a state of revision, renewal, and replenishment. "Thestral" (November 22 — December 21) You’ll think someone has cast Engorgio on many aspects of your reality as everything you're familiar with seems to expand! Don’t be surprised when you’re as choranaptyxis as an Occamy, swelling or shrinking to compliment the shapes of whatever may be growing or changing around you! |